Wednesday, February 8, 2012

facts about me


















i am 21
i never have a train ticket
i can drink more beer than you can
my four cats love me and i love them
i can hula-hoop
i'm obsessed with buying clothes
i used to be a heroin addict now i'm a methadone addict
i'm nice
i'm not nice
i'm a facebook stalker
i can scroll tumblrs for hours
i have a fat ass
i don't smoke
i'm too lazy to cheat on tests
once ryan gosling asked me out on a date
i'm single but in need
i once sent a picture of my ass to an unknown person on chat
i'm ashamed of the above fact
i collect homeless cats
i will find you
and i'll cut you
i'm kidding, i told you i was nice

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